Maybe Today Satan Candle βπ
π₯π―οΈ Maybe Today, Satan Soy Candle β 14oz of Hell No, Not Today βπ
Smells like Red Currant, Mandarinβ¦ and just a hint of back off, Becky. π
This 14 oz soy wax sass-bomb is your new favorite mood stabilizer in a jar. Hand-poured with good vibes (and maybe a little petty energy), this candle smells like you're too fabulous to be messed with. The bamboo lid keeps your magic sealed, and the decorated box? Oh honey, itβs so cute it practically winks at you when you open it. πβ¨
πΏ 100% soy wax (because toxins are for exes)
π Comes in a ready-to-gift box that screams Iβm hilarious and smell amazing
π§βοΈ Perfect for setting intentions... or just setting the mood to ignore everyone
So light it up, sit back, and let the citrusy sass of Red Currant + Mandarin remind you: Maybe Today, Satan... but not if I light this candle first. ππ―οΈπ₯
π₯ Add to cart, babe. Your auraβand your sense of humorβdeserve it.